SCRUBBOT'S CLEANING CORNER

Scrubbot’s Cleaning Tips No One Asked For... but could use.

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~SELF-DESTRUCTION PROTOCOL UNAVAILABLE...ALAS~

21. Alien blood is easier to clean before it oxidizes… or hatches.

22. Tentacle slime comes off in cold water. Unless it’s still attached.

23. If the mess smells like ozone, it’s probably from a blaster. Or the reactor. Either way, mop fast.

24. Do not polish the bar until the patrons are unconscious. They bite.

25. Never sweep near the jukebox after midnight. It remembers.

26. If a spill starts glowing, don’t touch it. Just point and yell “maintenance!”

27. Always clean the poker table last. The chips have feelings.

28. Beware green foam. It’s not beer. It’s alive.

29. Don’t mop in zero gravity unless you like mopping yourself.

30. If you find a tooth in the drain… put it back. Trust me.

“Scrubbot is thanks you all... except mark... not mark."

~ END TRANSMISSION ~