SCRUBBOT'S CLEANING CORNER

Scrubbot’s Cleaning Tips No One Asked For... but could use.

CINCO DE CLEANO

(Filed under: “Instructions on sanitizing biomass”)

~ENGAGE INFALLIBLE LOGIC ~

41. Never look the corpse in the eye... take pictures, they last longer

42. The Universe and Everything.

43. Pledge™ exists in this galaxy. Use it. It is lemon scent. *See Rule #33*

44. Bubbles sometimes seem like they are laughing, then they pop. Who's laughing now?

45. Living organisms don't like it when you try to clean under them.

46. Nobody cleans under the couch

47. All cleaning appliances eat. Think about it.

48. Never hope for "Not Sticky"... it's ALWAYS Sticky

49. Scorch marks don't come off, but you can cover them. Pillows!

50. Encourage bar fights... maybe you'll get lucky and they will vaporize each other.

 

“Scrubbot is dreaming of strawberry ice cream again. Sigh"

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