SCRUBBOT'S CLEANING CORNER

Scrubbot’s Cleaning Tips No One Asked For... but could use.

FOURQUEL

(Filed under: “Cleanliness is essential to happy bots”)

~ACTIVATE "Divulge to the Clueless" PROTOCOL~

31. Ammonia and bleach are surprisingly toxic, even when you don’t mix them.

32. The Scum Knows.

33. Lemon scent is answer A, B, C, and D.

34. Bodies move easier when you have a running start.

35. Do not confuse broom and mop. One you push, the other pushes you.

36. Wood-chippers are very efficient, but draw a lot of attention.

37. Spray nozzles will break. 100%.

38. Room temperature water is a 2 mm band on the faucet settings.

39. Insectoids have a habit of twitching a lot — make sure to squish-de-grace them first.

40. Soap is a state of mind.

“Scrubbot is happy you think this is funny. IT'S NOT. THIS IS MY LIFE."

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